You Know You're Middle-Aged When
Your friends may be 'getting old and boring', but you alone can hold back the tide of age!
Yes, you can still wear the latest trends, even though you secretly remember wearing them the first time round.
You can still catch the eye of sexy young hotties, even though the only reason they're staring at you is because they think you might be their old science teacher.
Drop the pretence: you're middle aged!!
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